Got this some time back:
In the cover email, it stated " The information presented at this seminar will be unlike anything heard before. Recently, irrefutable mathematical proof of God's existence has been uncovered. The consequent result of this discovery is a highly unique perspective on the purpose for our existence."
Then I realized there really is Incontrovertible Mathematical Proof of the Existence of God:
Claim: Free pizza & pop
Given: There's no such thing as a free lunch
Claim is impossible in all known ways
But there will be free pizza & pop, which is impossible
God can do anything, therefore God can do the impossible
If there is free pizza & pop, an impossible task, then only God could do it
Therefore God exists.
QED.
Given: There's no such thing as a free lunch
Claim is impossible in all known ways
But there will be free pizza & pop, which is impossible
God can do anything, therefore God can do the impossible
If there is free pizza & pop, an impossible task, then only God could do it
Therefore God exists.
QED.
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